Only in Mis-sippi...

... do you need to hold your breath outside because the air is so hot it will kill you if you breathe it in.

... will you need to swerve off the highway to avoid teenagers hauling a fallen mattress out of the middle of the road at least a mile from their parents waiting at the truck.

Note the dead bug splatters...

... can you see a police officer driving down the highway in a golf card.

... is 70mph too slow on the highway and 25mph too fast everywhere else.

... is there graffiti on the road signs that go across the highway.

... does literally EVERYTHING start with the prefix 'miss-'

... will your rental car be duct taped together.

... will a mall cop offer you a ride to your car because the parking lot is just too big.

... do the billboards say "Chicken salad is gross on donuts" and nothing else.

... do you frequently need to clean dead bugs off your windshield.

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